My God… it’s full of guns!

Dr. Grordbort’s Crashes into Team Fortress 2

We reported the mysterious rockets in TF2 earlier, but now one has been revealed!  The new rocket has delivered a bevy of soldier items, as well as a related comic.

The new items include the Cow Mangler 5000, a bizarre twist on Soldier guns which requires no ammo, deals mini-crits to players and disables buildings.  There is also the Righteous Bison, which can hit multiple targets and cannot be deflected.

The downside to each is that they deal reduced damage to buildings, while the Cow Mangler also has no critical hits.  The set is finished up with the Pith Helmet and Goggles to make you at least look intelligent.

But perhaps even more exciting is the Novelty Pipe with Mutton Chops, for anyone who hasn’t felt manly enough while playing. While we can’t be sure that they will contain new sets, we do know that  two rockets still remain on the TF2 stages.